HAPPIEST DAY OF ALL.
Afternoon Angels & Demons ^^,
had lots of fun chatting with AhyiE last night. Haha! Funny sia. I wanna share some jokes with you reader(s). He told me that he found this joke at one of the website just to cheer me up. Cool shit isn't it. And hell yea! He did. He did make me smile by sending the most lamest, dirty, funny type of jokes. Thanks dude for susah-ing yourself. ILY lah. *shakebutttttt* :D
Joke Rated: Dirty. (lol)
Title: The nude beach. ^^,
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
ps: if you read this carefully, you'll know what it means. :)
Title: The nude beach. ^^,
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
ps: if you read this carefully, you'll know what it means. :)
I'm happy! Guess what, received email from Cotton On just now. Tomorrow, walk-in interview. Hahha. Tak sabar dohh. Hopefully i get the job cos shya nak penoh kan kocek and let's kill time during this boring holiday!! Hahaha. It will be great if i get this one. Keep those finger crossed. :)
Thanks ehk big brother! You cheat my feeling semalam. HOW COULD YOU???!! You're such a great brother lah ehk. Tapi sendiri mesti mau ingat.. Ade pegi, ade balek k. *wink*
Mum still sick yet she still have the energy to membebel/biseng-biseng and do some heavy house chores. YAY! My mum is stronger than your mom. *two middle finger* Hahah! Coolshit lah you. Anyways, i love you okay. Get well soon and let's do MORE shopping this thursday aites. I LOVE YOU, BABE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHYSHAWTY! :D
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